something you don't see every day...

Headline from Fark.com (no I don't go there, my friend had this in his LJ)

"Section of Salt Lake City on lockdown after discovering suspected terrorist trumpet. Police put out APB on the angel Moroni."

The headline is better than the story (a suspicious package was noticed, police were called, a robot detonated it, then they opened it to find a trumpet). Come to think of it, that might make a really good fictional story. I'll have to think about that...